My husband and I were very concerned when our son came home in his Eagles PE uniform with pit bulls and slits in his eyebrows. After a long talk, we found out he’s not a hoodlum, but each slit stands for a different girl that wouldn’t grind with him, and the pit bulls are just buddies from a Paw Pals Organization run by his guidance counselor
Due to a higher risk of plane crashes when flying above the Indian Ocean, female passengers should take in to consideration that the underpants they are found in may send provocative messages to potential rescuers
Inspired by Stacey Richter’s The Island of Boyfriends
Because after all, can you really trust any of the cultures out there that would be around to save you?
Try not to panic in international waters - these guys might actually be kinda cool
If you’re in Chicago in the coming weeks, keep an eye out for this Banana Peel:
A Samoan fire twirler candle lighting memorial service at The Polynesian Resort in Orlando, Florida
Collaborative machine powered and human sign twirlers of Los Angeles recommend watching summer blockbusters
Let’s represent the colors of Los Angeles and have it on record that a Smurfs 3 will not be put in to production until technology enables dancing holograph advertisements throughout the city to increase numbers
For an updated brand image, Victoria’s Secret requires employees to wear merchandise while working in all domestic retail outlets
An attempt made by 3 Persian men to block out sounds of Los Angeles helicopters in replacement for enjoying Frank Sinatra covers (comes pre installed on all Dell laptops)
Based on the hit drama Screwed, Los Angeles Coffee Shop welcomes live divorce settlements with local attorneys and clients every half hour
Big Kids Security follows ordinance 6XPU557, allowing the tallest most broad shouldered men in to world movie premiers regardless of their lack of talent or notoriety
The city of Los Angeles employs unsuccessful acting couples equipped with blacked out BMWs to patrol the city at night and laugh at those who receive parking tickets
Leaf blowers are the embodiment of human behavior in machine form - loud, spread waste, powered by a non renewable resource, branded, and has hardly changed since it’s introduction as a mass produced product.
Drone’s eye view of the touring gradient asparagus climb
The start of a 10 year lawsuit with TGI Fridays
Hurricane Demonstration at the Rainbow Room Motel
This piece is for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation Pipeline to a Cure art auction coming up on July 20th at the Hyatt Regency in Huntington Beach. More info to come!
Super excited on this Juxtapoz write up featuring my artwork, check it out below!
Appropriating contemporary trends for proper surveillance methods
Cheryl and her fellow hot girls club alumni were unaware that their snap chat scavenger hunts touring major US cities would cause federal suspicions until agents disguised as former hook up buddies began appearing on Hollywood Blvd