May 20, 2014

Showing Support for Bellus Bene

Bellus Bene in iron; to showcase our permanence. 

May 20, 2014

Viva Las Vegas


Please, no climbing on monument.


But post to show your support. 

Apr 8, 2014

Apr 4, 2014
Apr 4, 2014
Apr 4, 2014

Mar 19, 2014

Benjamin’s Paradox

A Bostonian commuter wants technology to fail just as much as he wants it to succeed. If the entire Northeast electric grid fails, he won’t have to show up to work downtown. However, he also won’t be able to enjoy viewing Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Hart or anything NFL related at home

acrylic, gouache, watercolor, graphite on canvas

30 in x 56 in

Mar 16, 2014

Deborah Robbins and her boys Ayden and Isaac

acrylic, gouache, watercolor and graphite on canvas

30 in x 56 in

Feb 17, 2014


I recently worked on a few movie posters for my buddy Matt Rosenbaum’s upcoming film Scratch

Feb 16, 2014

The Price is Right

The Price is Right marketing strategy applies to viewers of all demographics. In this example, a young man is attracted to a model showcasing a new car. He presses pause, enters the restroom and masturbates with Kleenex brand tissues, an item featured earlier in the episode

Jan 12, 2014

California, Illinois


Daytime Dissapointments


My brother fell down the stairs wearing Uniqlo and drinking Fresca


The TLC Drama Bowl’s half time show features a lecture by the hosts of Tanked about the struggles of being a New York immigrant in Las Vegas, properly executing mischievous pranks and getting zany while running a successful business


Everyone has their own speculations about the impossibilities of Home Alone


You gotta have big balls and a one page CV to chill in this man cave


The original University of Springfield Illinois Donners logo


Dec 17, 2013

Go Gators!

"Sure, keep them." She had a regretful revelation that the panties were actually a game day G-string that had been passed down in her family for three generations. They featured the old GAtors logo, with decapitated Seminole Indian heads. First they were Joyce’s. Then Lisa’s. Then Addie’s. Now Kyle’s.

Dec 16, 2013

Dec 11, 2013

F*ck That! Tacos

A rejection package from the F*ck That! Tacos chain to my boy Dreggs.

Nov 29, 2013

Achy Breaky Heart

My husband and I were very concerned when our son came home in his Eagles PE uniform with pit bulls and slits in his eyebrows. After a long talk, we found out he’s not a hoodlum, but each slit stands for a different girl that wouldn’t grind with him, and the pit bulls are just buddies from a Paw Pals Organization run by his guidance counselor

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